You all know that meme with the girl stuck in the dryer wiggling her ass, trying to seduce her step brother? My husband showed me one of those jokes the other night, and I thought of it again about an hour later when I was doing the laundry. So… I did it. I bent over when he wasn’t looking and pushed myself into the dryer.
The position gave me no view of him at all, but I heard his amused laugh as he crossed the room to give my ass a spank. I was only wearing a big t-shirt and panties at the time. One spank quickly turned into a second, which turned into him rubbing my clit through my panties while keeping his hands on my waist so I couldn’t get out of the dryer.
When I started my little joke, I didn’t actually expect he’d get into it. The position itself had always seemed too silly for me. I guess while it was a sexual joke, it hadn’t actually turned me on. My husband’s fingers had entirely changed my mind. I piped up for him, even including the dumb “What are you doing, Step-brother?” It earned me another laugh from him before he tugged my panties down around my ankles.
I pointed out that the position wasn’t exactly the most comfortable, and told him not to take his time. (Everybody loves quickies, right?) His cock was inside of me seconds later. I braced myself against the back vent of the dryer and pushed back into him. His pace quickened, and I kept up my feigned complaining, and started into a lecture about how “Mom and Dad absolutely CANNOT find out about this.” He laughed again, but his cock also throbbed inside of me, so I continued.
My babble continued until it earned me a harder spank across the ass, and my husband playfully warned me that if I wasn’t quiet, we’d end up getting caught. I decided that was a wonderful time to practice my kegels, and did my best to bring him closer and closer to the edge while also having no ability to reach back with my hands. He pushed his cock entirely inside of me, and gasped as he filled me.
We kissed when he pulled me out of the dryer, and I asked how I did playing pornstar for the evening. He told me I had done a wonderful job, before chasing me up the stairs to our bedroom.