The hot weather made me so horny that I served drinks to my friends while naked…

Obviously I didn’t plan it like that, it just kind of happened.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the heat in the UK over the last few days has been INSANE, and so a couple of days ago I was hanging out in my garden with my friend’s Mark and Dave. The idea was that they were supposed to be helping me tidy the back yard before our weekly gaming session, but after a small amount of token weed-pulling, we were all bored and tired and sweaty, so we ended up lazing around and doing not much of much.

Dave and Mark were both on their laptops at the table, taking refuge from the sun beneath the patio umbrella, whereas I was lying on a blanket on the grass in my new sundress, my skin bronzed already and absolutely dripping with sweat.

"They completely ruined stealth builds with this update,” Mark said, staring at his laptop reading the patch notes of some game I wasn’t familiar with. “Every enemy has an absurd detection radius now.”

“Sucks to suck,” Dave replied, not really listening either, typing something on his laptop. “Maybe it wouldn’t matter if you had skills.”

I smiled to myself, enjoying the familiar and friendly pattern of their banter. It felt nice to be in their company just chilling.

“I’m serious, they’ve killed my build, dude….”

I rolled onto my front, catching Mark out of the corner of my eye as I moved. He was looking at my legs, glossed with a sheen of sweat from the heat. He looked away quickly, his eyes returning to his laptop.

Weird. I never caught him looking at me like that before.

“Who cares? That game sucks,” Dave said.

"What else did they change?" I asked, feeling a little bad for Mark, his face turning a red from getting caught peeking up my sundress. After all, it was only human nature. And who could blame him? I have been doing squats for *months*, desperately trying to attain what I believe they sometimes call a “bubble butt”. And, judging by some of the pictures I had taken in the mirror late at night, I think I might have achieved it.

"Uh…I’m still reading it. Hold on…”

From my new position on my front, facing away from the table, they now had a perfect view of the back of my thighs, and I watched them in the reflection of my phone screen.

"They nerfed the critical hit damage on daggers. It's bullshit."

Mark looked again. Then Dave. Then Mark again. Just fleeting glances, but I was starting to enjoy it.

“That sucks,” I said, shifting slightly, telling myself that I was just getting comfy; that I had no idea the hem of my dress was riding higher on my thighs each time I moved, getting closer and closer to revealing my ass. “Anything else?”

“Honestly who cares?” Dave said. “It’s too goddamn hot to be reading patch notes for a game that only you and thirty other nerds play.”

Watching them in the reflection of my phone, I saw Mark lean back in his chair. “Yeah, maybe you’re right. Fuck it.”

He turned his face upward to the umbrella and then back at me, sneaking another glance at my legs. This time, it lingered, and I shifted again, crossing my feet at the ankles.

And then something happened that made my heart skip a beat.

Dave nudged Mark and nodded at my butt, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, nodding toward me, toward my legs, toward where the dress had bunched up and was now barely covering the curve of my ass. My heart leaped.

What should I do? Pull my dress down? Call them out? Kick them out of my garden?

I don’t know what I should have done, but I know what I did do.

Nothing.

I just let it stay there, hiked up, exposing my thighs and the bottom of my ass. The silence stretched out as they both openly stared at my big round butt and the peek of my pussy.

I shifted again, letting my hips rock side to side as I settled back down. The cotton of the dress slid higher.

Fuck. I was enjoying it. Too much. It was the sun's fault, the heat making me dizzy. Or maybe it was the looking. The not-looking. The pretending. The fact they didn’t know I could see them and were now both openly staring at my ass was doing things to my body and mind I needed to move. I needed to do something with my hands or I was going to roll over and spread my legs right there on the grass.

"Does anyone want anything?" I said, unable to stop myself jiggling my ass slightly as I said it, enjoying the tension, enjoying the teasing, feeling a little slutty, a little turned on, a little naughty. "I’ve got some lemonade in the fridge if anyone wants one?”

Dave cleared his throat and Mark audibly swallowed.

“Oh yeah, that’d be awesome.”

“Thanks, Sarah.”

I took a deep breath and pushed myself up to my knees, moving onto all fours and dropping the centre of my spine, popping my ass and pussy out toward them, my dress completely around my waist, my panties the only thing between them and my increasingly wet lips.

And then I was up fully, the moment lasting only half a second, holding the pose for as long as I dared. When I stood and smiled at them, the boys were both frozen, not moving, faces guilty as fuck. I suppressed a grin.

“Back in a sec!”

In the kitchen I leaned against the counter and breathed. The tile was cool on my feet. I could go back out. I could pull the dress down and hand them their drinks and we could pretend I hadn't just shown them my ass like that. I could pretend I hadn’t seem them nudging each other and trying to catch a peek at my big round pale ass. I could pretend that the thought of showing them my body wasn’t turning me on.

Or.

I looked down at myself as I took the lemonade out of the fridge, the condensation beading on the jug instantly. The sundress was wrinkled and damp with sweat. Under it, my tits were heavy and my nipples were hard. My thighs were strong. I had worked for this body. I had *earned* this body.

And I was tired of having no one to show it to.

I pulled the dress over my head and dropped it on the floor, standing in my underwear in the kitchen. It felt good to feel the air on my skin, and I quickly followed it up by pulling down my panties and unclipping my bra before I lost my nerve.

My huge boobs hung full and heavy, the nipples dark and erect. My waist narrowed and my hips flared out and my big round ass stuck out behind me, firm and high from all those squats. Between my legs my smooth and puffy and a little swollen with arousal already, my lips slightly parted from the heat and the excitement. There was sweat on my collarbone and between my breasts and on my inner thighs.

Fuck. Why *shouldn’t* I show it off? I looked *good*.

And who better to see it than my friends?

I filled the glasses with ice and lemonade and the ice cracked and settled. I held all three glasses against my chest, feeling the cold press against my nipples.

I walked to the door. The sunlight was blinding and my heart racing. I could see them through the screen, still sitting there, still holding their laptops. They had no idea.

They thought they had seen something when they saw my ass in the dress.

They had seen nothing yet.

I pushed the screen door open with my hip. It squeaked. They looked up.

I stood there naked, holding their drinks, completely bare in the afternoon sun, and I smiled.

“Who’s thirsty?”

(More tomorrow if people want to hear it!)