I showed up to a threesome waxed and lubed and ended up being a couples therapist instead

Let me start from the beginning. I matched with this woman on one of those dating apps for couples a few weeks ago, she was sweet, funny, we talked every day for like a week before she told me she was married and her husband knew and they were looking to explore together because she'd recently opened up about being attracted to women and he was supportive and wanted to be part of it. I almost unmatched because that felt like a lot but she was so genuine about it and we'd already built a real connection so I stayed

We all got on a group call and the husband was chill and respectful and they both made me feel comfortable and after a few more days of talking we planned to meet at their house on Saturday

So Saturday comes and I prepped like I was going to war, full wax, moisturized everywhere, shaved everything, I bought lube and condoms and even packed some extra stuff in my bag in case they wanted to get really freaky, like I was READY, my pussy was ready, my whole body was ready, I had been thinking about this all week and I was so wet just from ringing their doorbell 😭

They gave their staff the day off so it was just us three in this big beautiful house and they made tea and we sat in the living room and I was thinking "okay when do we start because I am soaking through my underwear on your nice couch right now"

But we started talking first which is normal right, build chemistry, and I'm a talker so I was asking them about their relationship and their fantasies and what they wanted to try and somehow that turned into... something else entirely

The wife started talking about how she's felt invisible to her husband for years and how she thought exploring with a woman might help her feel desired again and then she started CRYING and I'm sitting there holding my cup of chamomile with a bag full of condoms and lube at my feet watching this woman I'd been flirting with for weeks sob about her self-esteem 😭

Then the husband started opening up about how he feels emotionally disconnected from her and how he doesn't know how to show her he still finds her attractive after fifteen years and HE started getting emotional too and I'm sitting across from them going "and how does that make you feel" like I have a DEGREE in this (I do not have a degree in this lol)

I literally said "is there something you'd like to say to each other right now?" at one point and they turned to each other and started talking about shit they'd apparently been holding in for YEARS and I'm sitting there like... so we're not fucking huh lmaoo

We sat there for like three hours talking about their marriage, their communication issues, their fears, while I'm waxed smooth as a dolphin with lube in my purse and my pussy throbbing against their expensive couch cushions and not a single piece of clothing came off the entire time

At one point we all kind of looked at each other and laughed because we realized what happened, they planned a threesome and got therapy instead, the wife said they'd been needing this conversation for months and couldn't have it without someone else in the room to make it safe and I was like "happy to help but also I came here to get fucked and I feel very confused right now" lol

They hugged each other so tight when I was leaving and the husband thanked me and the wife kissed me on the cheek and said I was an angel and I walked to my car in the dark carrying my unused bag of sex supplies thinking what the fuck just happened 😭

I drove home clean, unfucked, still horny, still waxed, still moisturized, with an untouched bag of condoms and lube in my passenger seat, but for real?? Their marriage is probably stronger now than it was yesterday morning and I did that, ME, the girl who showed up to get railed accidentally saved their relationship over chamomile tea

I'm happy for them lol I really am but also can someone please fuck me because I did NOT prep this hard to go home and use my vibrator alone 😭 the universe owes me an orgasm at minimum :) if they invite me back I'm setting a timer and we're starting with clothes off, therapy AFTER