Brief guide to Thai massage

I've been to Thailand a few times now and it would be rude not to sample a Thai massage. There are a few types of establishments which I have grouped into three types.

There are the proper ones. Expert masseurs that feel like they are pulling your limbs off and crushing your bones even though you have asked for a relaxing massage. Although you do leave feeling really refreshed. You can spot these as they are on normally on a main road or easy to find. They have a proper reception desk and the mature masseurs are dressed appropriately. They will probably be reviewed online too and shut about 10pm. You often get given disposable pants to wear but they will keep you professionally covered. I highly recommend them but be prepared for some mild torture. Women can expect there tits to get a good rub but pussies and cocks are out of bounds.

Then there is the other extreme. These are common in Bangkok and easily identified by the scantily clad young women outside trying to lure you in. They are more likely to be down side roads or the girls will be on the main road to lead you to them. They do a reasonable massage but will whisper in your ear quite quickly about extras. Anything is often negotiable, but once you have 'finished' you will be hurried out the door. I highly recommend skin on skin where she will use her whole naked body to message the oil into you. As a mature man, it is lovely to have young pert tits rubbed up and down your body.

It is the third type that I prefer. These tend to be more out of the cities. They are very similar to the 'proper' parlours mentioned above but will do a happy ending as part of their treatment. If you have fully stripped off, and why wouldn't you, they will politely ask if you want to be massaged and point to your groin, especially if you have got yourself aroused. The massage will continue as normal and you will remain professionally draped and then as she works her way up your leg she will give you a very professional and expert hand job. By the time she has finished with your perinium and scrotum your cock will be throbbing for her oily hands to be sliding up and down your shaft until your balls can't hold it any longer and you shoot your load.

She will carefully clean you up and then carry on with the rest of the massage. She stays dressed, doesn't push you for more extras to make more money. It is just a very professional hand job as part of the service and is much more sensual and stimulating than the sex workers in the city.

I believe they offer a similar service for women too but you will struggle to find a male masseur if you don't like the idea of a woman being intimate with you. I would suggest giving it a go though, it might awaken another side of you.