Still using the throw away account to post with because I apparently don't understand how reddit works. Can I change my username?
This one may end up a good bit shorter than my other stories. Or it might be longer. Who knows. I'm drunk and I like writing porn. So we will see what happens.
It seems that when I get drunk or high, my go to activity is to write out some old experiences, so here goes.
Back a couple years ago, when I was a young man in college, I dated this girl called Kristen (fake name) who had a friend named Danni (also a fake name)
Kristen was her english name. Her father had immigrated to the US from South Korea, and met a wonderful woman from Tennessee, whom I have love, and was a great mentor to me in my career. I won't share Kristen's Korean name for the sake of anonymity, but that is what most of our friends called her. She was a very petite girl. She stood about 4 foot 10, had deep brown eyes, straight black hair, a nice handful of a bottom, and small perky breasts. I met her before our freshman semester started when we were in the marching band together, along with Danni. Kristen played the piccolo, Danni played the clarinet, and I played the sousaphone (the marching version of the tuba). We all lived close together in one of the residence halls, and shared many of the same friends.
I had always lusted after Danni. She was so fucking hot. She was also pretty small, a little taller than Kristen, but not much. Maybe 5 foot 2? She had red hair, great big tits, ass for days, pierced nose and tongue, a couple tattoos, and a very flirty attitude with the people she liked. And when the two of them drank or smoked together, things often turned sexual very quickly. No conversation was off limits. It's like the combo of the two of them plus alcohol just removed any embarrassment from the equation from the first drink.
Kristen and I dated for about a year and a half before we mutually decided that we were better as just friends. There were no hard feelings between us. No one had wronged the other in any way, we just grew apart. We still hung out pretty regularly since we had a pretty strong overlap in our friend group even after we broke up.
One night Kristen, Danni and I were hanging out at my place with several of my 6 roommates, (2 other guys, 3 girls, and 1 nonbinary (though none of them are relevant to this story (how many parentheticals is too many to include in one sentence? (That's a real question, apart from the story. I don't actually know)))). This was far too many people for a 4 bedroom apartment, but you gotta do what you gotta do when you're a broke college student. At least I had my own bedroom (for which I paid my extra share).
We had all had a bit too much to drink and smoke (as one does when you are 21). Because despite having very little disposable income, we spent a lot of our money on booze and weed. We ended up deciding that it would be best for Kristen and Danni to spend the night at our place rather than drive back to their shared home. And because I had a queen bed to myself, a decision was made by Kristen (without my input ( there I go again with more parentheticals)) that she and Danni would take my bed, and I would sleep on my floor.
I was perfectly okay with this arrangement. I'm a regular backpacker, and I have slept on far worse surfaces than my own carpeted bedroom floor and gotten a fine night's sleep. And with my inflatable sleeping pad and my -4°F sleeping bag, I should have been very nice and cozy.
And I am a little old fashioned in that I would probably have insisted that they take my bed anyways. I blame my parents for raising me to be a southern gentleman that way.
However, I was more than a little inebriated, and so after we all brushed our teeth, instead of getting into my sleeping bag, I got into my bed instead. No one seemed to mind, so I just spooned Kristen
One thing that you should know about me is that when I smoke marijuana, I get very horny, and I will sometimes get the kind of erection that just does not go away, no matter what. And seeing as I have a larger than average dick (7.5in X 5.5in or 19cm X 14cm) that becomes noticable pretty quickly. And there are two things that you should know about Kristen. One is that she is very competitive, and loves to get one over on people. And the other is that she loves physical intimacy. After we broke up, she and Danni started to get a lot closer than most roommates. Often when they were drunk, they would just start to make out with each other, and Danni told me that back at their place, they would go further than that. I don't know if they were bi, or just having fun. Frankly at that point, it wasn't my business, and I didn't ask. But I never complained about watching my two hot friends kiss each other. And Kristen and I maintained a pretty regular booty call arrangement as well.
Now the exact dialogue of the next bit is a little foggy in my memory, for which I blame my erstwhile companion Evan Williams (an 86 proof bourbon that I have since decided is no longer longer my friend). However, I will try to give you the general idea.
Kristen said, "hey, weren't you going to sleep on the floor tonight?"
I said, "oh yeah, I forgot about that. I don't want to move though. You're really warm."
To which Kristen replied, "yeah okay. That's fine I guess."
A few minutes later, when none of us had yet had the time to actually fall asleep, the circumstance of spooning my ex girlfriend, who had always happily helped me with my stoned erections, started to take effect.
"Is that what I think it is?" She asked me quietly, trying not to wake Danni in case she had already fallen asleep.
"That depends." I said. "What do you think it is?"
Instead of answering, she reached back, and felt me over my pajama pants. "I guess some things never change." She answered back. I could hear the smile in her voice.
"What are you talking about?" Danni asked
"Uh, nothing" I said quickly, not wanting to make things weird while we were all triple spooning
"Seth's dick is hard and its poking me in the ass" Kristen told her.
"No fair" said Danni. "I love it when a guy is hard when we're spooning."
"If you ask nicely, maybe Kristen will switch spots with you." I said back.
"Mmmm, maybe I will ask nicely. I can find out the truth." She said
"What truth is that?" I asked her
"I told her you have a huge dick, but she doesn't believe me. She thinks I'm lying that your bigger than her vibrator." Kristen explained.
"Oh, uh... well I don't know how big the vibrator is, so I can't really weigh in." I said
"It's not that I think you have a small dick or anything. I'm sure you've got a very nice dick. I just have a really thick vibrator, and I've never seen a cock even close. They just don,t get that big in real life." Said Danni.
"Yes they do. And one is getting harder by the second behind me right now." Said Kristen.
"Oh? Is someone getting excited thinking ab ok ut me stuffing my pussy with a fat vibrator?" She asked
"Yeah, you could say that " I told her.
"I'll make a bet with you" said Kristen
"Okay, what's the bet?" I asked.
"Not you, dumb ass" Kristen said, giving my cock another squeeze to let me know she wasn't serious.
"Okay, then what's the bet to me?" Danni asked
"Seth gets it out. And if it's smaller around than your vibrator, I'll eat you out right now." She said
"I like those this bet so far." Danni replied
"But if it's bigger, you have to suck his dick and then eat me out while he fucks you." Kristen finished.
"So either I get you eating me out, or I get fucked with a cock so big around that you'll have to eat me out anyways before it will fit?" Danni asked
"If Seth is okay being our test dummy." Said Kristen, now with her hand in my pants giving me a slow tug, not that I needed it to be at my fullest hardness at that point.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with this." I said quickly as Kristen gave me another squeeze and rubbed her thumb along the ridge between my head and shaft.
"Good, turn on the lamp." Kristen told me, continuing to stroke my dick.
As I turned on 5he lamp, we all winced a little as the light hit our eyes. When my eyes adjusted, I saw that
Danni was straddled over Kristen, kissing her heartily. It was at this point that I knew for certain that whether or not I was bigger than Danni's vibrator, there was a very strong chance I was going to cum either in or on one of these girls tonight.
Rolling back towards them, I put my hand on Kristen's thigh, giving her light pressure to spread her legs apart. When she did, I began to massage her nethers gently. She reached down, still locked in her kiss with Danni, and moved my hand upwards to rest on Danni's still covered ass. I heard both of them moan.
They broke off their kiss and turned to me.
"You should probably take your pants off" Danni told me. Plainly looking a couple feet lower than my eyes. I could see that she was surprised by what she saw, but she didn't look unhappy.
I wasted no time in doing so.
As my cock sprang free from my shorts, I heard Danni give a quiet, "holy shit!" And she looked back up at me smiling.
"Okay, maybe she wasn't lying. But it's hard to tell just from looking which one is bigger. I know how it feels in my hand though." She said as she reached forward, touching my cock for the first time.
"Well?" Kristen said. Looking smuggly up at Danni as she ran her hand up and down my long th h a couple times.
"This is definitely bigger. How do you even fit this inside you, it's like the size of my forearm she said, bending her face lower and holding it up against her arm. She sounded a little nervous for the first time.
"I know right? It's fucking awesome" Kristen said.
Sensing Danni's hesitation, I raised her face up to mine and gave her a deep kiss. "We don't have to do anything you don't want to do. We can forget the bet right now if you want. This has already been one of the hottest things I've ever done." I told her as she continued to hold on to my throbbing erection.
She smiled at me and kissed me again. "You're not getting away that easy." And she dipped her head down and took my head into her mouth.
I let out a low moan that I'm sure my roommates could hear as she ran her pierced tongue around my tip and then all the way up my shaft.
"Excuse me, aren't I supposed to be the one getting head right now." Said Kristen from below us after a minute or two. We had quite forgotten her in our shared moment.
Smiling up at me sheepishly, Danni turned to Kristen, who had pulled her shorts and panties off and discarded them on the floor. She then leaned down and kissed her deeply again before making her way down to to Kristen's visibly wet pussy, sticking her ass into the air as she did.
Kristen mouthed at me, "spank her." So that Danni wouldn't hear.
Smiling back at Kristen, now biting her lip, I brought my hand down sharply on Danni's backside, eliciting a moan from her.
I pulled down Danni's shorts to reveal cute pink thong panties, which I pulled down also after admiring the effect they had on her shapely ass.
I laid down on my back between her legs and pulled her down and began to lick and suck her pussy, getting her wet and ready for me to enter her.
After a few minutes, Danni stopped her ministrations to Kristen and told me, "I'm ready, but go slow."
I lined myself up with Danni's sopping opening, and pushed in. It was slow going at first, I was only able to get the first couple inches into her, but as i rocked slowly back and forth I was able to get more and more in each thrust.
I looked up from Danni's fantastic ass to Kristen's face. I saw she was clearly enjoying herself. Danni must be as good with her tongue on pussy as she was on cock. Kristen mouthed at me again, saying, "all of it." With a big smile, holding Danni's head down so she couldnt see
I had warmed up enough to where I felt like this was okay, and after a few more short strokes, I sank slowly all the way to the hilt into Danni's wet snatch.
"Oooooooh yeah, you were right. That's definitely bigger than my vibrator." Danni said, half laughing half whining. "So full"
I began taking long strokes in and out, giving her my whole length each time. I could hear her moaning into Kristen's pussy as she continued to lick and suck.
"Play with yourself" Kristen commanded to Danni, and dutifully, she brought one hand up to her clit as I began to fuck her in earnest.
Sensing that Danni liked a bit of rough play from my cues from Kristen, I spanked her ass, hard, again. I felt her pussy squeeze around me as i continued to fuck her. She moaned louder into Kristen's pussy.
This was too much for Kristen, and she came on Danni's face as i continued to fuck her.
After she recovered, she sat up, and spun around, laying underneath Danni in a 69 position. Moving Danni's hand out of the way, she began to suck on her clit while i fucked her. She reached behind me and pulled my deep into Danni's pussy and sucked my balls into her mouth, running her tongue all over them.
"If you keep doing that, I'm going to cum." I said, out of breath.
"Good" was all Kristen replied, releasing my balls and focusing more fervently on Danni.
As I continued to slide in and out, trying desperately not to cum yet, Danni began to pant, getting faster and faster until she came with me deep I and e her, and Kristen's m and uth clamped over her clit, licking and sucking at the same time.
The ripples through her pussy were too much for me, and I sprayed my load inside her.
We held that position for another minute or two, my cock slowly deflating inside her, kristen still licking her pussy and my balls, sending jolts of sensation through both of us that the other could feel until I slipped out of her. Kristen took my cock in her mouth, upside down, and gave it a few long licks up and down, and then ate my cream pie out of Danni's pussy.
"Ho-ly shit!" Danni said, her breathing ragged. "I need to lose more bets with you two."
And they all lived happily ever after. The end.