His joke about putting his dick in my mouth "to shut me up" made me (21F) so horny I ended up blowing him
KatTheBlonde
This was last summer. I was (non-exclusively) dating a guy and he had a bunch of friends over on his balcony. We were just hanging around drinking and getting high and I was giving his friend shit about something I thought was funny. Finally he looked me straight in the eye and said, "Kat, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna have to put my dick in it". Everyone laughed but the way he said it REALLY turned me on.
About twenty minutes he got up to get another beer from the fridge. I pretended I needed to use the bathroom but instead I followed him into the kitchen. He looked a little surprised to see me at first but I think he understood the look in my eyes pretty quick. I kneeled down in front of him and without a word he unzipped, pulled down his jeans and boxers, and his really nice (thick, uncut) dick sprung out. He was already halfway hard.
I usually like to give long, slow blowjobs but this wasn't the time or place for that. The blowjob I gave him was sloppy, wet, and brutal. I got his dick wet with my spit and then I deep-throated him until my chin was touching his balls. His hands gripped my hair and he basically started face-fucking me.
I don't know exactly how long he lasted but if I had to guess it was like three minutes before his hands clenched my hair tight and he started pumping his cum down my throat. I could feel tears streaming down my face lol. I held on until he was done. Then I pulled away, licked him clean, got up and wiped off my face (luckily I wasn't wearing makeup) and went back out to the group.
He waited a few minutes longer before he came out. Everyone gave him shit for taking so long to get a damn beer but I didn't think anyone guessed what was up until one of the girls there gave me a wink and a little smile. I smiled back.